Thursday, March 20, 2008

Cockroach hardcore!!!!

As everyone knows that the cockroach is a very delicate and a squishable object. There are many types of these fascinating creatures. For example, American cockroach, German cockroach,Florida woods cockroach,Surinam cockroach, brown-banded cockroach, Australian cockroach, smokybrown cockroach, Pennsylvania woods cockroach,brown cockroach, discoid cockroach or false death's head,true death's head cockroach, Madagascar hissing cockroach, Oriental cockroach and Asian cockroach. However, we commonly see American cockroach walking around in pasar malam and some other dirty place.


death's head cockroach


Madagascar hissing cockroach


German Cockroach


Asian Cockroach



Oriental cockroach


American Cockroach

Tada...... so many cockroach. U can imagine all kind of cockroach surrounds u. Haha but i not telling u any more details about them. But im going to tell a story. Once upon a time, there was a kid who doesn't scared of anything. One day, he saw a cockroach. He though its like any other bug he squash before. He use his palm and whack on it. Ok.. kids doesnt have much strength yet that time. So, the cockroach didn't die. But, it flew up and counter attack that kid.... That cockroach kamikaze on that kid and he run like a girl...."AAAAA!!!!'',he screamed. After that day, he had a cockroach phobia.
After 10 years...... when he was doing his buzy, he saw a cockroach. He was shocked and jumped back. He quickly run out of his room and armed himself with weapons(newspaper sword). He was damn afraid, but that thing is annoying him. He cant stand it anymore and go berserk on it. Whacking it everywhere it go.Muahaha, at last he killed it by whacking directly on its face. He took the bug spray a spray on it until it die.... After that, he whack as much as he wants on it to release his angry for making he a weakling. Then peel it his skin and plucked it leg. Hmm.... such an evil guy....The end.

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